The Legal Lyric is a weekly contest where listeners decipher legalese that represents well-known song lyrics. The first listener to determine the song the legal copy refers to wins a $50 Giordano's gift card. This contest took place at 8:40am ET on Thursday, July 2nd:
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WHEREAS, the undersigned possesses visible dermal scarring, the observation of which is desired by the receiving party; and
WHEREAS, an individual exhibiting excessive confidence and habitual sarcasm has been identified;
NOW, THEREFORE, upon the voluntary closure of the recipient's eyes, the undersigned shall initiate a kiss, after which the undersigned agrees to share with avian entities the exclusive right to observe the present condition of solitude.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers - Scar Tissue
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic Mr. Know-it-All
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you
'Cause with the birds I'll share
With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin'