The Legal Lyric is a weekly contest where listeners decipher legalese that represents well-known song lyrics. The first listener to determine the song the legal copy refers to wins a $50 Giordano's gift card. This contest took place at 9:10am ET on Friday, June 19th:
WHEREAS, on the evening immediately preceding the scheduled departure date, an authorized domestic partner completed the preparation of the undersigned's personal effects for transport;
WHEREAS, the departure event is scheduled to commence at approximately 0900 hours local time
WHEREAS, the undersigned reasonably anticipates attaining a substantial altitude and velocity profile within a relatively short period following said departure
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Elton John - Rocket Man!
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, 9 a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then